Handwriting Analysis by Joseph

I am usually quite skeptical about asuch analysis's, but somehow, the accuracy of this particular one amazes me. I don't think you guys will be particularly interested in how my handwriting looks, but here's an analysis of my character as deemed by the website:

Joseph is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past. (Hmm yes... I hate revealing my emotions, and talking about the past concerns that, hence me hiding a lot of stuff which affected me. Family and r'ships alike. Sometimes I dun care if people have the wrong impression of me. As long as I know what I did was worth my c)

Joseph has an unhealthy relationship to the past and has a fear of moving forward. (How true) The right side of the page represents the future and Joseph seems unwilling to face the fear of getting started living now and planning for the future. (Just for clarifications, I have started planning for the future, but that does not mean that I want to. As most of you know, I very reluctantly celebrated my 23rd birthday a week ago haa.)

Joseph seems to be clinging to past events and spending lots of time thinking about what happened. (Yup, sometimes I look lost. I am. But not in the present time, but rather, I am dwelling in the past.) It would be best to leave the past behind and move on. (Face the reality man, ouch!)

Joseph has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. (Yeah, so dun betray that trust!) He lets new people into his circle of friends. (Yup... I love my friends... but if you really do betray my trust and dishonors your integrity, I seldom let such people back into my circle. Hmm... *counts*... 3 guys so far.) He uses his imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.

Joseph is sarcastic. (Wahaha.. some of you know that by now, but sometimes its just instinct reactions. Cons of watching too much F.R.I.E.N.D.S.) This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. (I am not too sure about that though.) He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time. (I really hope I dun do that to you people when I am hurt, otherwise I am really really sorry!).

Joseph's true self-image is unreasonably low. (?) Someone once told Joseph that he wasn't a great and beautiful person, and he believed them. (Okie, no one told me that before, but at the same time, no one said that I am handsome before either haha.. maybe save for my mum heh.) Joseph also has a fear that he might fail if he takes large risks. Therefore he resists setting his goals too high, risking failure. He doesn't have the internal confidence that frees him to take risks and chance failure. (Ok, this is where it is partially true. True in the sense that I am really quite afraid of high risks and chance failure. I mean, a chance failure is just so unjustified. You might have put in 101% of effort and yet you fail. Where it goes wrong is that I do set my goals high. That's why it sometimes take me quite a while to recover from failures, but I do recover.)

Joseph is capable of accomplishing much more than he is presently achieving. All this relates to his self-esteem. Joseph's self-concept is artificially low. Joseph will stay in a bad situation much too long... why? Because he is afraid that if he makes a change, it might get worse. (I dun really understand the self concept thing, but yah... I will stay in a bad situation for quite a while.)

It is hard for Joseph to plan too far into the future. He kind of takes things on a day to day basis. He may tell you his dreams but he is living in today, with a fear of making a change. No matter how loud he speaks, look at his actions. This is perhaps the biggest single barrier to happiness people not believing in and loving themselves. Joseph is an example of someone living with a low self-image, because their innate self-confidence was broken. (Hmm.. no comments..)

Joseph is a cumulative and procedural thinker. He likes to have all the facts before making a decision. He thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. His thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. (Yup, react by reason, not emotions. Thats the best way to keep out of trouble.)

Like that brick wall, Joseph learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once he has learned new material, and understood it, he won't forget. (Right, show me the stuff, and quit the talk!) Joseph is a methodical thinker, therefore he is able to build things and come up with new ideas. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. He may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once he gets it, he can handle repetition. (Ok, it goes wrong here, I learn things pretty fast, but I hate details!) Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, he can handle it better than most. (Ya, no-brainer work is the best)

Joseph uses judgment to make decisions. He is ruled by his head, not his heart. He is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. (Ya! That's quite true.) Some may see him as unemotional. He does have emotions but has no need to express them. (Even truer.) He is withdrawn into himself and enjoys being alone.

The circumstances when Joseph does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets him mad enough to tell him off, he will not be sorry about it later. He puts a mark in his mind when someone angers him. He keeps track of these marks and when he hits that last mark he will let them know they have gone too far. (At this point of time, I really think that the analysis is really very accurate! Thats the bottling up effect which I am guilty of having.)

He is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All his conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. He is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, he has poise. Joseph will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. He would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. (No true. I adore company of friends.)

In a relationship, he will show his love by the things he does rather than by the things he says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because he feels his mate should already know. The only exception to this is if he has logically concluded that it is best for his mate to hear him express his love verbally. (Kind of... I seriously dun think being possessive is healthy. A couple need constant communication, but being sticky is overdoing it.)

Joseph doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others. (Ok, I am a social bunny, as well as a Duracell bunny too haha~)

This is quite a detailed analysis, and I think it is almost 90% accurate, so that's me in a few paragraphs ;)