Campfire's burning...? Wheres the fire?

Just returned from a fireless, flameless, excitment-less, campfire.

The MCs will do fine, the plagarised dances (originated from ACS-I Scouts) weren't that bad, the crowd tried their best to be hyped about things.... But truely, nothing can save a 'campfire' without a 'fire'...

The only right thing done: The scouts predicted the weather correctly... Situation did call for a wet weather 'campfire'